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is huked on fonics.

needs blood in his caffeine system

is thinking about taking up golf to cure his sex addiction... If it worked for Tiger...

thinks reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook.

would quit smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs

thinks he might be addicted to twitter and alcohol since, he created a Twitter acccount just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials

might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast

thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money

loves cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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